After an arduous week without an internet connection, I am finally back online! (Don't even ask about the ordeal that was the setting up of my internet connection - I'd rather forget it.) Expect to see more posts soon!
HVAC James: Half a dozen or so. The Radiators: 3. Burns acquired from accidentally touching them, that is. The Condensation All Over My Windows: At least 30, plus a handful of mold and some cracking paint on the windowsill. In the Kitchen James: 1 Gas Oven: 0